Thursday, March 23, 2006

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! Weekly Quotes

"The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot." - Excelsior, Mexico's national newspaper

"The exercise will simulate an attack by a fictitious radical group called Wackos Against Schools and Education who believe everyone should be homeschooled. Under the scenario, a bomb is placed on the bus and is detonated while the bus is traveling on Durham, causing the bus to land on its side and fill with smoke."-Muskegon Chronicle, describing a mock terrorism drill in their public local school

"If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle" - Hillary Clinton

"I'm not afraid of dying, and killing doesn't frighten me. If I have to press the remote control, long live the jihad!" -Fateh Kamel, recently released from French prison for trafficking in forged ID papers and "association" with terrorists

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