Never mind the recent mad cow scare! Have you read the 'Political Definitions' using cows?
Socialism: If you have 2 cows, you give your neighbor 1.
Communism: If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government and the government gives you some their milk.
Facism: If you have 2 cows, you keep them and give the milk to the government and the government then sells you some of the milk.
New Dealism: If you have 2 cows, you shoot 1 cow, milk the other and pour the milk down the drain!
Nazism: If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows.
Capitalism: If you have 2 cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.
End Note:
Christianity: If you have 2 cows, and your neighbor has no milk for his family, you give him one of your cows, only to find that the cow you kept miraculously produces more milk than the 2 cows produced together!
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